You know the famous tune, "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I truly wish to be, cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me."
Well, now you really could be an Oscar Mayer weiner of sorts.
The hot dog company with the famous Weinermobile is searching for a "Hotdogger!"
What's a Hotdogger?
The company says it's a job "you can relish" if you have an "appetite for adventure" and an outgoing, friendly personality. The "Hotdogger" will represent the Oscar Mayer brand as a goodwill ambassador. You'll make radio and television appearances, get interviewed by local newspapers and make visits to grocery stores, military events and charity events across the country. Even better, you'll get to travel in pure Oscar Mayer weiner style in the famous "Weinermobile."
The job posting lists the job perks as "the condiments." The job will include a competitive salary, including expenses, benefits and clothing with a company car that is "guaranteed to turn heads."
The job requirements ask if you "cut the mustard?" So if you're outgoing, creative, friendly, enthusiastic, a college graduate and you have a "big appetite for adventure" you need to apply.
Hey, it's worth a shot, right? Sing it with us: "Because if you were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with you!"