The Miami Police Department posted a parody video explaining that they started a new anti-theft program that they are hoping can help reduce car break-ins. They call it the 'K.R.A.P.P.Y.' system:
- Keeping
- Robbers
- Away &
- Protecting
- Property (with a)
- Yeti
How does it work? Miami PD posted a video on Twitter explaining that every time you step away from your vehicle, you should leave your Yeti behind. Apparently, each Yeti is trained to prevent and apprehend the thief.
"With the new Yeti system, you'll never have to worry about losing your property or locking your doors again".
Miami PD says that this is just a pilot program and so they are still "working out some kinks".
Sadly, for those of you looking forward to getting your own personal Yeti, at the end of the video, the disclaimer stated, "The Yeti is a fictional character and he/she will not actually protect your property. Besides, it's too hot in Miami for the Abominable Snowman to survive."
No Yetis were harmed in the making of this film...
— Miami PD (@MiamiPD) June 21, 2017
