Man blames zombie chase for breaking into hotel

Arrested for throwing a deadly missile into a building around 1:30 in the morning Wednesday, a homeless man told police he was simply trying to get away from zombies.
St. Petersburg Police say David Allen Jensen, 41, used a donut-shaped piece of concrete to break glass outside the Hilton St. Petersburg Bayfront hotel on First Street S.
He was trying to get inside, he told police, because zombies were chasing him.
Security officers say they saw Jensen pulling on the handles of car doors, too, but not to avoid the undead.  He told police he was trying to steal tobacco from the cars.
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