CRESTVIEW, FL -- A north Florida woman added an arrest to her personal resume after she admitted to throwing a pocket knife at her estranged husband's forehead.
The good news: the knife was closed.
The woman told cops she did it, and followed up by revealing that she was a drunken nymphomaniac.
"You know what? Just take me to jail," she reportedly blurted. The officers granted her wish.
According to a police report, the unidentified woman's mood turned sour early on when she missed her flight to Florida and tried to call her husband. He missed the call and she was fuming when she finally landed in the Sunshine State.
The estranged hubby picked her up, and the two went to the home of some friends in Crestview where they had been staying.
That's when the pocket knife incident occurred.
She tossed the folded knife at his head, hopped in a car and took off...hitting a neighbor's fence in the process.
Later, after an officer had arrived at the home, the woman called her ex on his cell phone, which he promptly handed to the officer.
"I don't know who the hell you are and why you are answering my husband's telephone, so you better put him on the phone," she screamed.
After failing to evoke a sense of reason, the officer hung up on her. The woman then texted her location to her friend, who, like the woman's ex, handed it right on over to the officer.
When cops caught up with the woman, she blamed her ex for her condition, saying he made her drink wine.
She was charged with domestic violence and promised an early eviction by her one-time pals.
Source: NWFloridaDailyNews.com
