New blanket absorbs flatulence to build better marriages

OVERLAND PARK, Kansas - An invention that millions have probably secretly longed for is now available on the web. It’s bedding that lets you pass gas without torturing your spouse with the inevitable stench.

It’s called the “Better Marriage Blanket.”

The blanket, marketed by Overland Park based Evans Media Group, promises to “absorb the odor of flatulence.”

The blanket’s website says it’s made from the same fabric used to protect against chemical weapons.

The website says the blanket is a “real solution to a very real problem.”

Finally, husbands have the freedom to eat anything they want before bed without worrying about the embarrassing side-effects. And wives finally have the freedom to breath at night.

Depending on what size blanket you need, the product runs from $29.95 to $59.95.